You might be thinking, "I'll just buy the highlights album, and if I like it, I can get the 3 volume set." You're wrong. The highlights album is for wimps. You will lose the entire scope of this project if you buy the highlights album.
So then you might think, "I'll just buy Vol. 1, and if I like it, I can get the other 2 volumes." You're wrong. If you just get one without the other two, it would be like watching the first third of a movie and stopping indefinitely until you decide you want to watch the other two thirds.
The slightly smarter among you will think, "I will buy all 3 volumes of this mostly-likely-great album." But you're wrong too, because the highlights album actually is worth having. "So I should buy all four?" No, don't do that either, unless you want to waste money.
You should buy the Rubber Band Set, "Let It Rock, You Just Can't Stop." If you buy this set, you get all three volumes of the breakthrough album The New Beau Revere Tape, "Hit the Trigger, Jigger," featuring "Vol. 1: Hey Rowldy," "Vol. 2: Touching Jenny and Her Sisters," and "Vol. 3: Slippin' In Some Guts," and you'll also receive -- absolutely free, a ten dollar value! -- Highlights from The New Beau Revere Album, "Slippin' In Some Guts." But wait... you also get a rubber band to tie it all together, because who really likes box sets anyway?
Pictures of everything you're getting shown below:
Actual size, color, and quantity of rubber bands may vary.
Buy "Let It Rock, You Just Can't Stop" today! Your children will love you for it, or your parents will hate you for it, depending on which you prefer.
Copyright (c) Oct 2003 by Robert Brenton and Love and Letters Music